look what you can buy
There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.
Yeah the Cars universe gets pretty creepy when you put it to scrutiny…
It’s my birthday! And it’s also water day! All is well!